Please note that whilst we understand that many people do take stock of horoscopes and use them on a daily basis to aid them in their lives, we would like to make you aware that our horoscopes are intended to be a little bit of fun. They are in no way guided by the stars and have not been written by an astrologist. We can not be held liable for the buying of cows or the that argument you had with Cindy over those terrible shoes. These are intended to be a bit of fun and nothing more. Thank you.