Plaque Of The Dead

Please remember this is an image purely for fun, not actual results.

Please remember this is an image purely for fun, not actual results.

Even when you aren’t a zombie, tooth decay is a serious issue not to be taken lightly.  When you are a zombie however the rate of decay for your teeth increases horrendously.

Key facts from WHO (Word Health Organization)
Worldwide, 60–90% of school children and nearly 100% of adults have dental cavities.
Dental cavities can be prevented by maintaining a constant low level of fluoride in the oral cavity.
Severe periodontal (gum) disease, which may result in tooth loss, is found in 15–20% of middle-aged (35-44 years) adults.
Globally, about 30% of people aged 65–74 have no natural teeth.
Oral disease in children and adults is higher among poor and disadvantaged population groups.
Risk factors for oral diseases include an unhealthy diet, tobacco use, harmful alcohol use and poor oral hygiene, and social determinants.

PW_tube_Black 3d copyThinking about the issues facing humans when it comes to teeth is staggering, without factoring in afterlife decay for the zombified.  Good dental hygiene is a must for all who, er walk the earth.  As well as keeping teeth clean and tidy, many like to keep them looking good too, no one more so than the afflicted.

Finding a good product to help with keeping those gnashers in tip top condition and sparkling, regardless of a beating heart, is paramount.  It is also important to thin about halitosis, a condition every single undead person faces and a fair few of the living too.  One such product that will help to remove stains on the surface and those a little deeper is Beverly Hills Formula Perfect White Black.
Lots of things can stain tooth enamel form spicy food to coffee, tobacco to brains and BHF Perfect White Black has been specially formulated to combat stains AND remove bacteria that causes bad breath and odours.  It contains activated charcoal which helps to remove the tannins left behind by foods that stain, without damaging the enamel, particularly important for advanced tooth decay seen in zombies.

2-BHF-Perfect-White-Black-toothpaste-125ml-3-webIn all seriousness the toothpaste is a great addition to the daily routine and using it twice a day will improve the look of teeth by removing the unsightly stains, slowly and effectively.  It does also work against bad breath, leaving you with a feeling of freshness and cleanliness all day long.  It is even black when you squeeze it from the tube, so if any of your fellow zombification sufferers catch you using it, you can just dribble a little and pretend you have socially acceptable black ooze pouring from your mouth!


About Author

Founder of Eclectic Enchantments blog, Erika has also been a beauty writer, fashion writer and Beauty & Accessories Editor for a large online magazine before starting Erisea. Erika lives with her dog, Hendrix and beautiful baby girl. She suffers with Fibromyalgia and CFS, among other illnesses which leaves her housebound much of the time. Her passion is writing.

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